Click To Preview A collection of sound files I've gathered, created, or recorded over the years. Speaker image
File Name Description
1 800 MY APPLE A touch-tone phone dialing 1 800 MY APPLE.
Bart "Aye Caramba" The infamous Bart Simpson line.
Burns "Excellent" Monty Burns' (of The Simpsons) favorite word.
Burp One for all the Barney (of The Simpsons) fans out there.
Car Crash The car crash at the beginning of the song "Thick N' Thin" by The Black Crowes.
Car Horn A typical car horn blast.
Church Bell A single ring of a church bell.
ChuToy A Macintosh Alert Sound.
Click A single click sound (source unknown).
Complete The 'complete' sound notification in iTunes.
Cricket The peaceful sound of "nothingness".
Cuckoo Clock A single chime of a Cuckoo Clock.
Droplet A classic Macintosh Alert Sound.
Fart This one's got a nice echo quality to it.
Glass A Macintosh Alert Sound.
Harley Rev A Harley being revved.
Harley Shift A Harley accelerating from a stop and shifting.
Helicopter A passing helicopter.
Hissy Click A click (see above) with some hiss to it (source unknown).
Homer "Boring" One of Homer Simpson's tag lines.
Horse A horse whinny.
Indigo A classic Macintosh Alert Sound.
Jet A passing jet.
Jim A classic Jim Morrison line.
Laugh A classic Macintosh Alert Sound.
Logjam A classic Macintosh Alert Sound.
Motorcycle A passing motorcycle.
Mouse Click A single click of a mouse.
Pong2003 I believe this was a Macintosh Alert Sound.
Potato The typical sound of a idling Harley.
Puke I'm not sure where this came from. I think it was from a movie.
Purr I believe this was a previous Macintosh Alert Sound.
Quack A classic Macintosh Alert Sound.
The Real Windows 98 Sound Compared to the original, this would have been a much more appropriate start-up sound for Windows 98.
Running Feet The well known cartoon sound.
Sonar An underwater sonar ping.
Sosumi A classic Macintosh Alert Sound.
Submarine A Macintosh Alert Sound.
Temple A classic Macintosh Alert Sound.
Thunder A thunder crash.
Uh Oh A classic Macintosh Alert Sound.
Voltage An electrical-type sound (somewhat).
Whit The name speaks for itself (source unknown).
Whit (Deeper) Similar to "Whit", but deeper (source unknown).
Wild Eep A classic Macintosh Alert Sound.
Woody Woodpecker The famous laugh of everyone's favorite cartoon woodpecker.