| File Name | Description |
| 1 800 MY APPLE | A touch-tone phone dialing 1 800 MY APPLE. |
| Bart "Aye Caramba" | The infamous Bart Simpson line. |
| Burns "Excellent" | Monty Burns' (of The Simpsons) favorite word. |
| Burp | One for all the Barney (of The Simpsons) fans out there. |
| Car Crash | The car crash at the beginning of the song "Thick N' Thin" by The Black Crowes. |
| Car Horn | A typical car horn blast. |
| Church Bell | A single ring of a church bell. |
| ChuToy | A Macintosh Alert Sound. |
| Click | A single click sound (source unknown). |
| Complete | The 'complete' sound notification in iTunes. |
| Cricket | The peaceful sound of "nothingness". |
| Cuckoo Clock | A single chime of a Cuckoo Clock. |
| Droplet | A classic Macintosh Alert Sound. |
| Fart | This one's got a nice echo quality to it. |
| Glass | A Macintosh Alert Sound. |
| Harley Rev | A Harley being revved. |
| Harley Shift | A Harley accelerating from a stop and shifting. |
| Helicopter | A passing helicopter. |
| Hissy Click | A click (see above) with some hiss to it (source unknown). |
| Homer "Boring" | One of Homer Simpson's tag lines. |
| Horse | A horse whinny. |
| Indigo | A classic Macintosh Alert Sound. |
| Jet | A passing jet. |
| Jim | A classic Jim Morrison line. |
| Laugh | A classic Macintosh Alert Sound. |
| Logjam | A classic Macintosh Alert Sound. |
| Motorcycle | A passing motorcycle. |
| Mouse Click | A single click of a mouse. |
| Pong2003 | I believe this was a Macintosh Alert Sound. |
| Potato | The typical sound of a idling Harley. |
| Puke | I'm not sure where this came from. I think it was from a movie. |
| Purr | I believe this was a previous Macintosh Alert Sound. |
| Quack | A classic Macintosh Alert Sound. |
| The Real Windows 98 Sound | Compared to the original, this would have been a much more appropriate start-up sound for Windows 98. |
| Running Feet | The well known cartoon sound. |
| Sonar | An underwater sonar ping. |
| Sosumi | A classic Macintosh Alert Sound. |
| Submarine | A Macintosh Alert Sound. |
| Temple | A classic Macintosh Alert Sound. |
| Thunder | A thunder crash. |
| Uh Oh | A classic Macintosh Alert Sound. |
| Voltage | An electrical-type sound (somewhat). |
| Whit | The name speaks for itself (source unknown). |
| Whit (Deeper) | Similar to "Whit", but deeper (source unknown). |
| Wild Eep | A classic Macintosh Alert Sound. |
| Woody Woodpecker | The famous laugh of everyone's favorite cartoon woodpecker. |